1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.

3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

4. Her tits are just too big.

5. Sometimes I just want to be held.

6. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.

7. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.

8. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I
can hold your purse.

9. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place.

10. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for
directions.