1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. 2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. 3. I think hairy butts are really sexy. 4. Her tits are just too big. 5. Sometimes I just want to be held. 6. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody. 7. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. 8. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. 9. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place. 10. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.