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Things men will never say Part 3

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21. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. 22. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again. 23. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her. 24. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. 25. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more. 26. I understand. 27. This movie has too much nudity. 28. Damn, we're late for church! 29. No, I don't want to see your sister's tits. 30. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue. 31. Oversized T-shirts are so sexy, especially on really fat chicks. 32. Slow down, you move too fast. You've got to make the morning last.

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