Joke It Home         Random Joke       Search       Top Jokes
 

Links
» Useless Facts
» jokesmania.com
» ICQ Greetings
» Retarded Humor
More links


5 Users Online | 70 Visits Today 
 
 

Men Jokes

Things men will never say part 3

Joke Rating: rate funny jokes( 2 votes )
Views: 1419


21. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

22. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.

23. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her.

24. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.

25. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more.

26. I understand.

27. This movie has too much nudity.

28. Damn, we're late for church!

29. No, I don't want to see your sister's tits.

30. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.

31. Oversized T-shirts are so sexy, especially on really fat
chicks.

32. Slow down, you move too fast. You've got to make the morning last.

Rate Joke (5=Hysterical, 1=Blows)

Print This Joke    Email This Joke    IM This Joke

Previous Joke   Next Joke


 
Joke Categories:
» Yo_Mama Jokes
» Blonde Jokes
» Insults Jokes
» Lawyer Jokes
» Sexuality Jokes
» Redneck Jokes
» Bar_Drinking Jokes
» Animals Jokes
» Sports Jokes
» Foreign Jokes
» News_Politics Jokes
» Men Jokes
» Women Jokes
» Geek Jokes
» Dirty Jokes
» Other Jokes
» Knock_Knock Jokes
» Office Jokes
» Religion Jokes
» Pickup_Lines Jokes

2194 Total Jokes
 
Free Jokes Daily!

 

Submit a Joke  |  Privacy Policy
Copyright © 2002-2008 by Missing Arrow Publishing