Why Bicycles Are Better Than Women... Bicycles don't get pregnant. You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month. Bicycles don't have parents. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. You can share your Bicycle with your friends. Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden. When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time. Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have. Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles. Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself. If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it. If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it. If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.