Two dumb men go hunting. Soon they get separated and, as often happens, one mistakes the other for a deer and shoots him.
After much effort he drags his buddy from the woods, throws him in the 4x4 and takes him to the nearest hospital.

"Will he be all right?" the worried hunter asks the doctor.

"It's hard to say," says the doctor. "But it would have been better if
you hadn't gutted and skinned him."