% cd /tmp % touch this; chmod 000 this % ln -s /usr/bin/touch U % U this U: cannot touch this: no write permission % rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent % cd ~god Unknown user: god. % ar m God ar: God does not exist % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. % drink bottle: cannot open opener: not found % alias alias alias alias: Too dangerous to alias that. % cat catfood cat: cannot open catfood % cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % man p***y No manual entry for p***y. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % ar r God ar: creating God % Unmatched ". Unmatched ". % write desert desert is not logged on. % man you No manual entry for you. % !bluemoon bluemoon: Event not found. % scan for yellow_pages yellow_pages: Is a directory