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Funny Unix Commands Part III

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%touch me %chmod 000 me %touch me touch: cannot touch me: permission denied % ar x "my love life" ar: my love life does not exist % ar x "matey, the treasure" ar: matey, the tresure does not exist % talk Gorvachev@Kremlin talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address. % talk Comrade Khruchev [Your party is not logged on] make "bottle open" make "heads or tails of all this" make love make mistake make sense man woman man -kisses dog % echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc GET A LIFE! % ping elvis.rice.edu | awk '{print substr($1,1,5), $2, $3}' elvis is alive % finger body-of-christ@bread-jar.mass Unknown host % finger huge-keg-party@big-house Unknown host % make ' ' bang ' ' with gun make: Fatal error: Don't know how to make target ` '

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