1) You get $10 off if you voluntarily give them your soul, but it's full price if they have to force it out of you.

2) It is still possible to fix a sandwich and something to drink while waiting for Start Up.

3) When you peel off the label on the CD, there's Window'95 label under it.

4) To open Netscape : Press ctrl d, alt 4, tab, tab, spell Nebraska backwards and press enter, enter your gender, compose a 500-word essay....

5) Entering "Department of Justice" into Organization Field during setup will crash system

6) New app monitors Bill Gates's wealth for you to see

7) Mix-up in shipping department sends a dog named "Bowser" with every copy

8) A $1 off coupon for Mrs Smith's cream pie with Bill's home address on back

9) Includes sample bugs from upcoming Windows 2000 !

10) Surgeon General has put a warning on Solitaire that repeated use may be habit forming.