On the first day of Christmas my vendor gave to me: A bug fix for Windows NT. On the second day of Christmas my vendor gave to me: Two more SCSI drives; And a bug fix for Windows NT. On the third day of Christmas my vendor gave to me: Three more months of waiting; Two more SCSI drives; And a bug fix for Windows NT. On the fourth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me: Four new API's; Three more months of waiting; Two more SCSI drives; And a bug fix for Windows NT. On the fifth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me: Five tons of manuals; Four new API's; Three more months of waiting; Two more SCSI drives; And a bug fix for Windows NT. On the sixth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me: Six hidden features; Five tons of manuals; Four new API's; Three more months of waiting; Two more SCSI drives; And a bug fix for Windows NT. On the seventh day of Christmas my vendor gave to me: Seven minor upgrades; Six hidden features; Five tons of manuals; Four new API's; Three more months of waiting; Two more SCSI drives; And a bug fix for Windows NT. On the eighth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me: Eight more megs of RAM; Seven minor upgrades; Six hidden features; Five tons of manuals; Four new API's; Three more months of waiting; Two more SCSI drives; And a bug fix for Windows NT. On the ninth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me: Nine brand new standards; Eight more megs of RAM; Seven minor upgrades; Six hidden features; Five tons of manuals; Four new API's; Three more months of waiting; Two more SCSI drives; And a bug fix for Windows NT. On the tenth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me: Ten more Megahertz; Nine brand new standards; Eight more megs of RAM; Seven minor upgrades; Six hidden features; Five tons of manuals; Four new API's; Three more months of waiting; Two more SCSI drives; And a bug fix for Windows NT. On the eleventh day of Christmas my vendor gave to me: Eleven acronyms; Ten more Megahertz; Nine brand new standards; Eight more megs of RAM; Seven minor upgrades; Six hidden features; Five tons of manuals; Four new API's; Three more months of waiting; Two more SCSI drives; And a bug fix for Windows NT. On the twelfth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me: Twelve days to set up; Eleven acronyms; Ten more Megahertz; Nine brand new standards; Eight more megs of RAM; Seven minor upgrades; Six hidden features; Five tons of manuals; Four new API's; Three more months of waiting; Two more SCSI drives; And a bug fix for Windows NT.