10. Nailed R2D2

9. Just for the heck of it, told the I.R.S. computers to audit Bill Gates

8. Went online pretending to be a transvestite: Had cybersex with Eddie Murphy

7. Spent a romantic evening at home with his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy

6. Got drunk and beat the crap out of a Nintendo

5. Called up moviefone and bought Garry Kasparov twenty tickets for everything

4. Doing a guest spot on "friends" as Monica's "brainy" new boyfriend

3. Enjoying a refreshing game of ping-pong (suddenly -- a video shot of an OLD PC with a ping-pong paddle taped to side of the monitor comes up... you guessed it, a ball bounces off it...)

2. Downloaded some pictures of Teri Hatcher and gave the ol' mouse a workout

1. He's going to www.disneyworld.com!