My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but boy can she climb a tree! She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. My wife has a black belt in shopping. My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. All my wife does is shop. Once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. When I married my wife, she told me I was one in a million. Only after learning of her past did I realize what she meant. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.