Why Women are the Luckier Sex Part 1 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. We never ejaculate prematurely. 4. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 5. When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blowup doll, it's pathetic. 6. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 7. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 8. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 9. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. 10. Taxis stop for us. 11. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 12. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 13. Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?).