A woman walks in a bar and asks the bartender if he has any peanuts. He says no. She comes back the next day with the same question and gets the same answer. She then comes back another day and asks him again. He says ''No, and if you come back I'll nail your freakin' hands to the table!''

So she comes back and asks him, ''Do you have any nails?''

He says no.

''Well then, do you have any peanuts?''