Three men gathered together for a round of golf on Mother's Day. The men were quite surprised at being "let go" for the day, and each wanted to know how the other got away from their wife. The first man said, "I purchased a dozen red roses for my wife, and she was so happy that she let me go." The second man said, "I purchased a diamond ring for my wife, and she was so thrilled with me that she let me go." The third man said, "I woke up this morning, rolled over, looked at my wife, and said to her: `Golf course or inter-course,' and she said: I'll put your clubs in the car.' "