Did you hear about the long delays on the golf course outside Washington, DC? Seems like there was a foursome playing that was taking forever to get around the course. The group consisted of Monica Lewinski, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton. According to observers, the problems they were having were attributable to typical problems faced by the novice golfer. Monica is a hooker, OJ is a slicer, Kennedy cannot drive over water, and Clinton is never sure which hole he is supposed to be playing.