Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in a St. Louis, Missouri park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiller. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it,and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Rams Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Rams fan," the little hero replies. "Sorry, since we're in St. Louis, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again. "Blues Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Blues fan either,"the boy says." Oh, I assumed everyone in St. Louis was either for the Rams or the Blues. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks. "I'm an New England Patriots fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard From New England Kills Beloved Family Pet".