Young newlyweds had just flown into a private lake to spend their honeymoon. When upon arriving the groom notice fishing boats and motors and politely ask the guy at the dock if they were for rent, and he had said yes and off to their cabin for the start honeymoon together. The following morning right at the crack of dawn, the young groom comes walking down to the boat dock with fishing pole, tackle box, and bait in hand and asked the old boy at the dock if he could rent a boat & motor to do himself some fishing? "Sure the old guy say's," and off goes the young groom for a days worth of fishing. Right at sunset the groom returns, fish and gear in hand and heads up to his honeymoon cabin for the night. The following morning again, right at the crack of dawn the young groom returns for another day of fishing and again right at sunset he returns and back to his cabin. This routine goes on for the next four days and on the 5th morning, the old boy at the dock is really confused of the same routine of this young man and he finally brings himself to ask! "Excuse me young man for me asking this but, you are a newlywed aren't you?" "Well yes I am, and why do you ask?" "Well I'm really confused of your daily routine and please don't get bothered by me asking but, don't you spend any time with your new bride, you know, sex?" "Well hell no ," says the young man, "she also has gonorrhea, and I sure don't want any of that!" The old boy ask, "what about a little anal sex?" Again the reply was "Hell no, she also has diarrhea, and you could see how messy that could be!" Well the old boy asked again, "what about a little oral sex?" And once again, the young man replies, "Hell no to that too, she also has a bad case of pyorrhea, and I have no Idea what that could do to me!" The old boy is really, really confused now and he has to bring himself to ask one last question. "Excuse me young man for asking this, and I hope not to affend in any way, and you being a newlywed, and your bride has all of these problems, why did you married her for in the first place?" They young groom reply's, "Well besides having gonorrhea, diarrhea, & pyorrhea, SHE ALSO HAS WORMS, and I like to go fishing!"