You Work for the Government When: * The process becomes more important than the product * You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about * You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there * You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them You fly first class across the country to attend a conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that the project does not have enough money * You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job title is an acronym * You understand the rationalization of an acronym composed of acronyms * You know that the location of a meeting is directly related to its importance. (1) A meeting at Fort Hood requires a subordinate or a contractor (2) The same meeting at Lake Tahoe requires your personal attention * You've sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same thing for 3 years, but have had 3 different business cards