Its raining out and this homeless guy is looking for a place to sleep. So he goes into a bar and asks the bartender is he could stay the night in the bar.

The bartender said ok as long as u lock up. The bum says ok but as the bartender walks out he says whatever you do don't put your dick in those 3 holes.

The bum agrees and locks the doors. In the middle of the night that guy gets really horny and say to him self "what harm can putting my dick in these 3 holes do".

So he puts his dick in the 1st hole and thought to himself "well that feels good".

So he puts his dick in the 2nd hole and to himself "well that feels even better".

Finally he puts hid dick in the 3rd holes and says "holy shyt...that awesome".

The next morning the bartender comes back and the homeless man asks "What was in those 3 holes
after all?".

The bartender say " the 1st one is my daughter, the 2nd one is my grandmother, and the 3rd one is a milk machine that didnt give up til it got 3 gallons"!!!