There was once a blonde that had just won the lottery. She wanted to spend it on a mansion, so she did. She had now bought her mansion. NOW, she wanted to name it. So, she said, "THE FIRST WORDS I HEAR ON TV IS WHAT I'LL NAME MY MANSION! And the first words she heard was hairy butt. So then, she wanted to get a puppy. So, she bought a puppy. She then siad, "THE FIRST WORDS I HEAR ON TV IS WHAT I'LL NAME MY PUPPY!" And the first words she heard was cheecks. She named her dog cheecks. One day she lost her puppy and went to the police. She said, "I looked ALL over my hairy butt but couldn't find my cheecks!!"