So there were three guys obsessed with drinking, having sex, and smoking. They went to the doctor and the doctor told them if they did any of these things again they would die.

So they left the doctor's office and were walking down the street all sad and disapointed. The guy that was obsessed with drinking saw a bar, he ran in, and drank some beer and he died.

The remaining two guys continued down the street worried when the guy that was obsesessed with smoking saw a cigar in the street. He started running for it but the guy that is obssessed with sex yelled "DON'T BEND OR WE'LL BOTH DIE!"