Two advertising executives were having lunch and
talking. The young exec trainee said to the older,
wiser man, "Where has Ben Harris been hanging
out? I haven't seen him for a while."

The senior exec replied, "Haven't you heard? Ben
Harris went to that great ad agency in the sky."

"Good Lord," replied the junior man, "You're kidding
me, right? What did he have?"

"Oh, nothing much," replied the elder exec. "A small
toothpaste account and a couple of discount stores,
but nothing much worth going after."