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25 Inch Dick

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This guy has a 25 inc dick. He goes to the doctor and asks him how to get it smaller. The doctor says \"go down to the islands and look for a witch doctor, he should know what to do.\" So he flies to the islands and finds the witch doctor and asks him how to get his dick smaller. The wiotch doctor tells him to go down the road to find this magical frog ask it to marry you and if she says no 5 inches will come off. He walks down the road and sees the frog. He asks her to marry him and the frog says no. 5 inches come off. 20 inch dick. He says \" oh this is great!\" He goes again, \"frog will you marry me?\" frog says no. 5 more inches off. 15 inch dick. He says \"Cool, I just have to ask the frog to marry me one more time and if it says no I will have a 10 inch dick better then most men and better than what I had. So he goes one more time \"Frog will you marry me?\" The frog says \" How many times do I have to tell you, NO!, NO!, NO!!!!\"

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