Two old men decided that since they were so old and probably didn't have much time left on this earth, they would like to have a good time.

After a few drinks they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I am not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

Her manager does as she is told and the two old men go up the stairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home, the first one says, "you know, I think my girl was dead!"

"Dead", says his friend, "why would you think that?"

Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."

His friends says, "I think mine was a witch."

"A WITCH!! What makes you say that?"

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave her a little bite and then she farted and flew out the window!"