Three men saw a five pound note on a table. So the first man goes to pick it up and he hears a voice saying "I'm the ghost of Aunty Mable and that 5 pound note stays on the table!, he turns and runs out of there screaming.

The second man went to pick it up and he heard the same voice, "I'm the ghost of Aunty Mable and that 5 pound note stays on the table," he too ran out of there screaming.

The third man went for the five pound note and he heard the same voice, "I'm the ghost of Aunty Mable and that 5 pound note stays on the table," he replied, "I'm the ghost of Aunty Crocket and that five pound note goes in my pocket!"