There's this boy at sschool and he really has to take a dump so he runs all over the school to try to find a bathroom that was open.

But then he couldnt hold it any longer and he reaches into his pants takes the dump on his hand.

Suddenly a teacher comes and she says what do you have there? He replies "a leprechaun". But the teacher dosen't believe him so she gets his hand and
squeezes what he has inside and the boy said "look what you did, you squeezed the shit out of him."