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Mr. Smiley Face

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There was this lil girl who went to take a shower with her dad, so her day told her what ever you do dont look up. While they were in the shower his daughter looked up and said... Daddy? whats that. So her dad said thats Mr. Smiley Face. So Later that night it was raining and thundering so she went to go lay down in bed with her dad and asked him if she could play with Mr. Smiley Face. Her dad said NO and went to sleep. The next morning he wakes up in the hospital and asks his daughter what happened, she said she was playing with Mr. Smiley Face and he spat on her so she cut him off.

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