Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.

A genie pops out. He says 'I will grant you each one wish, but there's a catch. Whatever you wish for, a lawyer will get 2 times more than that.'

The first guy says 'I want a million dollars.' The genie says 'Are you sure?' He says yes. *poof* The guy has one million dollars, and a lawyer gets two million.

The second guy says 'I want a new car.' The genie says 'A lawyer is getting two new cars then.' The guy says, 'oh well. I want my car.' *poof* He has a new porche.

The third guy says 'I want to be beaten half to death.