There were two white men and one black man and they had all gone to hell. The devil said, "If you put your dick in my hand and it melts I will let you go." So one white man did it and it melted so the devil said, "Alright you can go." The other white man did it and it melted so the devil said, "Alright you can go too". Then the black man did it and it didn't melt. So the devil said asked, "Wait a minute how come yours didn't melt?" The black man replied "because chocolate melts in you mouth not in your hand."