The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts.
I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed
to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry,
so I complained to the butcher lady.

\"Don\'t worry,\" she said, \"I\'ll pack some more trays and have
them ready for you by the time you finish shopping.\"

Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher\'s voice boom
over the public-address system: \"Will the gentleman who
wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the
store.\"