The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts. I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher lady. \"Don\'t worry,\" she said, \"I\'ll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping.\" Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher\'s voice boom over the public-address system: \"Will the gentleman who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.\"