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Wooo mamma!

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Onee day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with his mom. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up or don't look down."

So there taken a shower and the kid reaches up for the soap and he says, "Woo mamma! What are those?"

She says "Those are my headlights." The kid says "Ahh."

Then he drops the soap and bends down to get it and he says, "Woo mamma! What is that?" and she replies back with, "That is my garage." The kid says "Ahh."

So the next day he asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. So the kid does and he's scrubbin his-self of with the soap and he dropes it and he goes to pick it up and he says, "Woo daddy! What is that?" The father replies back, "That's my limozine."

That night he asks his parents if he could sleep with them and they say, "Sure, just don't look under the covers."

Then in the middle of the night he decides to take a peek. And he says "Wooo mamma! Look daddy is parkin his limosine in your garage!"

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