Mom cooked venison (deer meat) for supper. The kids, Johnny and Susie, thought it was delicious, but didn't know what it was.

"What is this, Mom?" asked Susie.

Mom replied, "You'll have to guess. But I'll give you a clue. It's what I call your father sometimes."

Johnny yells, "Spit it out sis! It's asshole! It's asshole!"