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Imprinted camel

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Guy is gonna travel big desert, wants to buy camel.

Camel salesman only has very expensive items, but a young male may be had cheaply since “he be a bit strange, see? He raised by humans. But will run good, if now and then shagged“.

Guy thinks Shagged? Dumb Arab must mean flogged. Buys and rides off. Far out in desert camel stops. No flogging helps. Camel smiles leacherous and nods backwards, making fucking movements with hips. Guys realises he actually has to fuck camel to make it go. Big scene, but guy has to give in. After all, who will see him in the desert?

So he does it, and camel runs again, but then the thing is repeated. The third time, as the guy is getting prepared to do it, the camel shakes its head and smiles leacherous. Then, it purses its mouth and makes sucking movements....

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