There was a woman in the line at McDonalds she was telling everyone that it was her birthday and that she was 26.

Everyone said happy birthday to her. She walked to the bus stop there was a very ugly man there she told the man it was her birthday.

She said to the man, "im..... "

The man says, "I know a way to find out how old you are!"

The woman asked, "How?"

The man said, "Let me feel up you skirt for ten minutes.

The woman said, "No Way!!"

The man said, "I guess you will never know if it works or not!"

The woman sat there for a couple of min and finally said, "Go ahead! I want to see if it really works."

After the man felt up her skirt for ten min he finally said, "You're 26!"

The woman said, "How the hell did you know that!"

The man said, "I was behind you at McDonalds."