One time a gay guy walked into a bar. The bartender said "we dont serve people like u here."

The guy said "I just want a beer."

The bartender said "ok just as long as if you sit over there."

So the guy did. Then another guy came in. He said "Man im so thirsty i could lick sweat off a cows dick."

Then the gay guy jumped up on the bar and said "MooMoo Bacaro."