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the car

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This little girl asks her dad if she can take a shower with him he says "Sure just don't look down." So she gets in but looks down and askes " Whats that?" Her dad says " A car." Then she gets in the shower with her mom on one codition,that she looks up nor down. So she gets in and looks down and asks "Mommy whats that?" Her mom says "My garage." Then she looks up and asks "whats that?" Mom replies "My head lights." Then she gets in the bed with her mom and dad, looks under the covers and says "Mommy turn on your head lights the cars coming into the garage."

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