This guy was walking in town and he walks by a sign that said "Climb The Ladder To Sucsess, Only $2." So he said "I will do it." So, he climbs the ladder and part way up he sees a hot girl and says "Maybe they will get hotter as I get further." So he climbs higher and he sees a hotter girl and says the same thing. He sees another hot girl and says "I will go higher". So he goes higher and he seen a big fat hairy biker and the biker says "Hi, I'm Sess."