Once there was this very VERY horny girl on Christmas. She really wanted to fuck Santa. So she waited at the fireplace for Santa to come down.
When he came down she said, "Oh Santa will you pleaseee stay" and then she took her shirt off.
Santa said, "Ho Ho Ho, I better go, have to deliver thease gifts to children ya' know".
So she took of her pants and said, "Please Santa"?
Santa said, " Ho Ho Ho, I better go, have to deliver thease gifts to children you know"?
Then she took everything else off and said, " Pleaseeee"!?
Santa said, "Hey Hey Hey, Guess I'll stay, I can't go up the chimney with my dick this way"